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[07 Dec 2005|03:18pm]
Yes, I am alive. Chase, however, is very sick. So I will be on only after Bean's gone to bed at night for a while. ugh. Sorry
11 thoughts pitch a bitch

Claudel said I have too.... [13 Sep 2005|07:21pm]
...so I am. Here, an update, though miniscule at best. Yes I am still considering taking that job in SF. I know it pays an insane amount of money, but I don't really care for thier branch of my club, their weather's not all that, etc. I just don't know. It's a decent place to visit, but...yadda yadda...

Claudel told me to put down what I was fantasizing today during a godawful meeting. There was a big table in the middle and I had Alec on the brain. So Alec just took over, fantasizing about Lucifer turning into a woman and seducing one of the guys there at my meeting. He put all the other people at the meeting in thrall. Alec just sat staring at Lucifer as he began to ride that guy on the table, then about half way through, turned into a man, much to the man under him's horror. I almost laughed out loud just then.
20 thoughts pitch a bitch

[14 Jul 2005|03:02pm]
9 thoughts pitch a bitch

[02 Jun 2005|02:20pm]
I have been informed that I'm being force fed chinese food for birthday celebrations this evening. So yeah, I'll be on maybe around 7 tonight. Earlier if I can get away because I dun wanna deal with Chase's sister. She hypers me into a frenzy.
4 thoughts pitch a bitch

Claudel [25 May 2005|02:12pm]
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir
103 thoughts pitch a bitch

[03 May 2005|04:20pm]
Apparently I am psychotic, or was it depraved and insane? Maybe I am. Maybe I’m not. Perhaps I’m just slightly mental, just like Viggo. Or not.
10 thoughts pitch a bitch

How to be sacraligious and praise god at the same time: [18 Apr 2005|02:46pm]
God Is My FriendCollapse )
5 thoughts pitch a bitch

*jumps on bandwagon* [18 Apr 2005|09:26am]
Shag in bold.
Shag after a few drinks in italics.
Shag me not (or don't know them) left alone.

Add 3 at the end.

That Shagable Meme ThingCollapse )
69 thoughts pitch a bitch

[15 Apr 2005|10:33am]

people suck

26 thoughts pitch a bitch

! [15 Apr 2005|08:34am]
I have been officially put out to pasture *waves at Arie's friend list* see? I'm not on it anymore and I don't even post enough to put anyone's journal off or anything. She's the one that made me make this fucking journal too *ponders deleting it*
32 thoughts pitch a bitch

[14 Apr 2005|10:29am]
mmmm PIE *luffs pie* *licks Billy"
22 thoughts pitch a bitch

OMG [13 Apr 2005|01:08pm]
Too many meetings *smites this place* On the bonus side, I have my own office again *does a naked hula*
8 thoughts pitch a bitch

[01 Apr 2005|12:48pm]
Okay then...I got a call from the company I've been working my ass off for all week. They want to add an entirely new section to the thing I have, so I have been given some bit of leeway, whew! So I gave them the stuff I did with the original request today for their review. They are well aware that I will be out of touch for the next week, then it's back to business on this contract. So yeah, my brain is basically mush right now. I am going to take a nap, then go shower, and drive down to Tukwilla to meet Chase n Candice for Sin City showing at 3:50. That has to be over by 6 then we gotta get back home. So I'll definitely be on by 7 at the lastest. Tis my last night home before I run off to play for a week.
2 thoughts pitch a bitch

*laughs madly* [18 Mar 2005|05:00pm]
The Beer Drinker
You scored -4 IE, -4 NS, 4 TF, and 4 PJ!
Loud, crude, plays team sports, kisses and tells. You are the person beer commercials are made for.

Your prayer: God, help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they're usually NOT my fault.

Here's a better description of an ESTP

You might also like to try the Quick and Dirty Personality test

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 1% on IE

You scored higher than 1% on NS

You scored higher than 64% on TF

You scored higher than 13% on PJ
Link: The Extremely Quick Personality Test written by vincex on Ok Cupid
2 thoughts pitch a bitch

Slash Request [18 Mar 2005|11:00am]
I require good slash. I'm not talking semi-decent slash...I mean GOOD slash. No I don't want het. No I dont want two guys and a girl. I want MEN. If Orli's in it, make sure he acts like a man-type person, not some simpering, sniveling little weasel of a boy that most women write him as. Just because it's a woman WRITING the slash, doesn't mean she has to write her character as a bloody woman. Claudel recc'd a nice AU with Bean & Vig and I read that as I was running tests. I have LOADS of tests to run and need more reading material, por favor.
8 thoughts pitch a bitch

Um yeah... [16 Mar 2005|04:33pm]
As Chase put it, and I agree, Girl Scouts is eating our lives. We have a thing tonight, but not tomorrow night. Ugh. So yeah, see ya when I see ya...

And I don't know about that test. There was only a couple things in the first 30 questions I wasn't certain of and maybe 5 of the people I didnt know. Go figure:

You scored 75% for basic knowledge, 72% for advanced knowledge, 47% for perverted knowledge and 26% for obscure knowledge
Well assuming I made the questions well and you didn't simply guess well, we should now know how much you've learn't from sex columns, the internet and friends and family about fetishes and sex, at least compared to me and other takers in a statistically crappy test since I did it off the top of my head, but I tried, I swear...

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 75% on Basic

You scored higher than 75% on Advanced

You scored higher than 99% on Perverse

You scored higher than 25% on Obscure
Link: The Fetish Knowledge Test written by Dunatis2000 on Ok Cupid
pitch a bitch

*is amused* [07 Mar 2005|09:15am]
Claudel, look at this quote from a review on the movie Constantine:

Now, if only Viggo Mortensen reprised here the Devil role he played in The Prophecy, it would have been a triple blast. Mortensen played better as Satan than as Aragorn. But even without the Devil, Constantine hit the right notes. And Keanu Reeves is still up there on my list of guys I want to bring home for a pig out.

Okay, Keaunu Reeves aside, that woman has good taste *licks Viggo's Lucifer*
21 thoughts pitch a bitch

Go Me [06 Mar 2005|05:05pm]
10 thoughts pitch a bitch

Paul Greene is A Facinating Man [03 Mar 2005|10:03am]
Getting by, I'm makin' due.
Living life without you
I wont explain the way I feel
but you make it all so easy
Every day just comes and goes
As if the world is moving slow
As if the space that you once filled
Will only ever be a space
Only now, in the wake of my craving
Do I see what's real.
Only now, in the wake of my craving
Do I see what's real.

You made my dreams so full of color,
I could fantasize endlessly.
Now that the reds have finally faded,
Only the Blues remain.
Will I spot the undertow,
Neath the shallow water.
'cuz in this world so sinister
Will I find a peaceful harbor?
Only now, in the wake of my craving
Do I see what's real?
Only now, in the wake of my craving
Do I see what's real?

Believe what you want,
'cuz I'm not listening.
I'm just savoring this one beautiful tone.
This rings in my ears
And reminds me,
Of the beautiful silence I once heard.
Only now, in the wake of my craving
Do I see what's real...
Only now, in the wake of my craving
Do I see what's real.
49 thoughts pitch a bitch

[03 Mar 2005|09:04am]
I am the suck...mmhmm. I procrastinated so much yesterday that by my calculations I am about 3 hours behind on my project. FUCK *bes busy and stuff*
35 thoughts pitch a bitch

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